Thumbs down — In heated conversation, an analogy invoking Hitler or the Nazis is often considered a disqualifying breach of rhetorical etiquette. These days, maybe the same should go for the word pandemic. While we all agree that the fake paper license tags proliferating around the state and the nation are a problem, we’re not sure it’s a full blown “tagdemic,” as Travis County Sgt. Jose Escribano was quoted saying this week in the Chronicle. Sure, the fake tags by latest count may end up having cost Harris County taxpayers $80 million in lost revenue over the past five years, but that doesn’t seem quite comparable to the 6.2 million people who have died in the global pandemic. Besides, ‘tag-mageddon’ rolls off the tongue much easier. The false tag problem stems from changes to the Texas DMV online system for creating temporary tags that allowed people claiming to be dealers to gain access often under fake names and addresses and harvest millions of tags. The ordeal, and the DMV’s slow response to fixing it, has angered lawmakers and already led to the ouster of longtime agency head Whitney Brewster, who Chronicle reporter Dug Begley wryly noted in a February story “will not be renewing her tag for a spot in the employee parking lot.” We imagine she left the building with a slight smile of relief, turning to bewildered subordinates and delivering those profound, parting words, ‘tag, you’re it!’