What would the holidays, or any day, be without a little laughter? And who’s famous for his "Ho. Ho. Hos?" Santa, of course. So what could be more appropriate at this time of year than some kid-approved Christmas jokes? Below are a few of the many one-liners I found on the handy-dandy Internet. Enjoy and share!

What would the holidays, or any day, be without a little laughter? And who’s famous for his "Ho. Ho. Hos?" Santa, of course. So what could be more appropriate at this time of year than some kid-approved Christmas jokes? Below are a few of the many one-liners I found on the handy-dandy Internet. Enjoy and share!


• How long should a reindeer’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground.


• Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? RUDE-olph.


• What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.


• Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.


• Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters? They are always dropping their needles.


• How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.


• Why do mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping.


• What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.


• What’s a good holiday tip? Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.


• What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.


• What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.


• What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.


• What does Santa clean his sleigh with? Comet.


• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.


• Why is Santa so good at karate? Because he has a black belt.


• What do elves learn in school? The ELF-abet.


• What kind of bug hates Christmas? A humbug.


• What do you call a deep-fried Santa Claus? Krisp Kringle.


• What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? A pineapple.


• Which elf is the best singer? ELFis Presley.


• How do you know when Santa’s in the room? You can sense his presents.


• What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? Aren’t you tired of hanging around?


• What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky? Looks like rain, dear.


• What did the monkey sing on Christmas day? Jungle bells. Jungle bells…


Happy birthday Monday to Melanie Raney, Wyatt Ray Dawson and Natasha Lashae Jones, all of Denison; Gloria Luper, LuAnn Daniel, Rance Davis and Jack Baker, all of Sherman; Jeanell Harris of Bells; Brooklyn Britt of Pottsboro; Micheal Pye of Leonard; Kaye Johnson of Idabel, Okla.; and Todd Hartwig.